Announcement over intercom.
Location: Dean’s Office
"Attention students. As you are no doubt well aware there was a dry lighting storm not long ago. I apologized for the delay, it’s been hectic calming parents, and school board alike. Please feel free to talk to each other, professors, guidance councilors, or myself should you feel the need. There is no need to feel ashamed, the experience while amusing for some was far more disturbing to others. Luckily no one was hurt due to the storm. There were a couple of small fires but thanks to some quick thinking students, professor, and that homeless guy who hangs around campus the damage was minor. The most damaged was a Pontiac that’s seen better days, and the library needs a new roof. The good news is that with the repairs to the library the mold will also be taken care of. For further information on dry lighting feel free to research the subject. Also Miss Sullivan should have a report on the subject ready in a day or two. Lastly but not least please remember that we have an image to uphold here at Modfanu and underwear in the trees is not appreciated by all."
(OOC: Er, I'm not sure what to put for TAG since it's over the intercom, but should someone want to speak to Dean Miles feel free to knock on his Office door where he is currently residing.)